Archive for October, 2006

True Kentucky Speaks!

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

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Unbelievable shot. Little Bocephus and his little bassist enjoying good times on the lake. Blue water, white capped teeth, running shorts and sweet times.
The little blonde is so excited holding his Bass. Hank jr. is just holding up the thumb, head cocked back. No shirt needed here, no need. The bassist whom I was told was the touring bassist at the time and from no other than the bluegrass state of Kentucky.
It has also come to my knowledge that the son of the great Hank sr. and father of the likable Hank III had broken his face in a ski accident in high school. Yes snow ski. Bocephus went to school in the Swiss Alps. When the cowboy hit the mountain he also hit the trees, hard. The cunt- ry singer has had to don the beard ever since.
I came across this adornment while moving for a friend. The beautiful picture now decorates my wood stove. Several people that have seen this pic on the stove, have positively identified the little bassist. I feel uncomfortable giving his name, but he does live in Skylight, Kentucky. He is close enough to come and take the picture back, and kick the shit out of me.
By Kentucky standards, these guys are considered to be a couple of trim dudes(Kentucky slim). One friend at first glance, only wanted to know where the bassist’s belly button was hidden.
Now reader should note that I am not some frat guy that loves some Hank jr. The matter of fact is that I really hate the music of little Boreefer. Hank sr. and III are more to my taste.

By: Skiles Keith

TOUR OF MISSOURI

Monday, October 16th, 2006

NEW WORLD-CLASS SPORTING EVENT COMES TO THE SHOW-ME STATE BECOMING THIRD MAJOR U.S. PROFESSIONAL CYCLING RACE

What
State of Missouri officials including Governor Matt Blunt, race organizers, and three-time national-champion Fred Rodriguez will make the official Announcement of the Tour of Missouri professional cycling race Tuesday.

Details
• Date: October 17, 2006 (Tuesday)
• City: St. Louis, Mo.
• Location: Edward Jones Dome, rooms 151-152.
• Time: 3:00 – 4:00 pm CST
• Speakers: State of Missouri Governor Matt Blunt; State of Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder; Fred Rodriguez, 3-time national pro champion and six-time Tour de France rider; Kevin Livingston, former pro cyclist and two-time member of Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France winning teams (originally from St. Louis); Jim Birrell, race director, Medalist Sports, the nation’s top cycling event managers; Frank Viverito, St. Louis Sports Commission.

Tell Me More…
The Tour of Missouri is patterned after the famous Tour de France of point-to-point, or stage racing. In its first year, the Tour will join the elite ranks of the Tour of California and Tour de Georgia, both top international, domestic cycling events.

More Information and general release: tourofmissouri.com

Landis Caught Biking Dirty

Friday, October 6th, 2006

This story submitted By K. Kadir. Thanks Man..

You’ve undoubtedly already seen the brilliant work by Floyd Landis featuring Krayzie Bone on our home page (Oct 06). But what about the lyrics:

Floyd Landis feat. Krayzie Bone
Bikin’ Dirty
No Budget Production
Gangsta Jockey Studios
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-They see me rollin
They hate it
French council is tryin a catch me bikin dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
They want my urine
Cause i’m winnin
They hopin that they gonna catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bii-kin’ dirty

Yo
Ever since i won the tour de france
They tryin a say dat i’m not the champ
They wanna take my yellow jersey man
They hate me like they hated Lance

They say i had hot testosterone
It was high then i smoked out Crazy Bone
I’m the strongest one out there racin yo
an i just don’t know why they hate me so

I’m just a humble Menonite
well we gotta have complications
maybe it’s my thyroid medication
now what about dehydration

I take cortisone shots for my bad hip see
the night before i’m drinkin beer n whiskey
me an these ho’s out gettin typsy
now there’s French dudes out here tryin a get me

An my sponsor’s goin, no more team Phonak
That’s ok yo they can get da bozack
Crazy Bonez showed me where da do’z at
Trade my yellow jersey in for a throwback

Da raps on track, K bonez producin
My schwinn’s on 22’s an i’m cruisin
Let me say with no confusion
Fuck da French dawg i wasn’t usin

They see me rollin
They hate it
French council is tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty

Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty

They want my urine
Cause i’m winnin
They hopin that they gonna catch me bikin’ dirty

Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bii-kin’ dirty


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